Serial Killers Prefer Nonfat Mochas In Scream Episode 2!

  Scream Season 2 Episode 2 “Psycho”   Emma flees the old Troy James house in terror as a hooded figure lurks within. She breathlessly tells Brooke about the collage of her childhood pics on the wall, and they take off in Brooke’s car. Back at the Duval residence, Maggie … Read More

12 Noises Jake Makes While Being Killed! Scream Season 2 Is Here!

First, a word of warning. No part of the following review mentions any sounds Jake makes. Hey, don’t be mad. You clicked on the clickbait.   It’s been 9 months since we last saw the Lakewood crew. Let’s recap. In 1994, a deformed small town teenager named Brandon James fell … Read More

Scream The Series Episode 7 “In The Trenches”

    Let’s take a moment to praise “Scream” for building its own little universe while also referencing the film series. Unlike most slasher movies, in which we await the gruesome demises of shallow morons, the deaths here have more emotional cost and substance. The television series format allows time … Read More

Scream: The Series Episode 4 “Aftermath”

Tyler O’Neil is about to get some great head. His own. Emma, Audrey and Noah weep and express outrage as Riley’s body is removed from the roof of Lakewood police headquarters and carted out the front door, even though the station has a perfectly fine morgue in the basement… Where … Read More

Things are heating up in Murderville! Scream: the Series Episode 3 “Wanna Play A Game?”

  We open with a flashback to the violent murders of Brett Keener and Dara Alton, who died after the 1994 Halloween party which began the Brandon James Massacre. Brett did something terrible to Brandon, and Dara is just an innocent caught in the crossfire. Noah, our resident obsessed murder … Read More