Scream Episode 3 “Vacancy” We pick up with Audrey kneeling on the floor of the Crescent Palms storage unit, picking the incriminating message pinned to dead Jake’s chest off. Probably for the best, since the police might wonder what “See how I finished the job for you, Audrey?” … Read More
First, a word of warning. No part of the following review mentions any sounds Jake makes. Hey, don’t be mad. You clicked on the clickbait. It’s been 9 months since we last saw the Lakewood crew. Let’s recap. In 1994, a deformed small town teenager named Brandon James fell … Read More
Scream’s finale begins exactly as it should in light of the recent tragic death of a legendary master of horror. A photo of a smiling Wes Craven fills the screen with the words “In Memory Of Wes Craven. 1939-2015. Thanks for the screams.” Classy. Major spoilers below! … Read More
We open on the Lakewood County Municipal Records building after night has fallen, one year before the start of the modern-day murders surrounding Emma Duvall. While a security guard is engrossed in a porno mag, a black clad intruder slips in and swiftly enters the Evidence Room. Inside, they … Read More
We open on Maggie writing the medical examiner’s report on the murder of Will Belmont. As she types, we see a blood splattered Emma in flashback bumping into Will’s shocked mother as she leaves the Barn of Death. Mrs. Belmont has a look for herself as the camera moves … Read More
The fifth episode of “Scream” marks a turning point for our heroine Emma Duvall, as she moves away from her popular friends Will and Brooke and grows closer to two outsiders; Kieran and Piper Shaw, whom is the true crime blogger that was drawn to the Lakewood murders. … Read More
Tyler O’Neil is about to get some great head. His own. Emma, Audrey and Noah weep and express outrage as Riley’s body is removed from the roof of Lakewood police headquarters and carted out the front door, even though the station has a perfectly fine morgue in the basement… Where … Read More
Here there be spoilers. You were warned, folks. When we last saw our teenage crew in Lakewood, lesbian couple Audrey and Rachel were secretly filmed kissing in a video that went viral due to mega-bitch Nina, who was promptly slaughtered along with Tyler, her boyfriend. Bad girl Brooke was … Read More
