Lockdown In Lakewood! Scream Episode 5

  Scream Episode 5 “Dawn Of The Dead” Sheriff Acosta and his men lock down Lakewood’s George Washington High after Jake Fitzgerald’s dead body falls onto the stage. Teacher Karen Lang, guides panicked students to the Learning Center and then agrees to help Audrey and Emma find Brooke, whom was covered in … Read More

This Is Your Ghostface On Drugs. Any Questions? Scream Episode 4!

“Happy Birthday To Me” This week, Ghostface puts down his knife and picks up a far more destructive and devious weapon; tequila, that great shatterer of dreams and ruiner of friendships. It was one thing when he was just bothering people with menacing phone calls and the occasional stabbing. Now … Read More

Serial Killers Prefer Nonfat Mochas In Scream Episode 2!

  Scream Season 2 Episode 2 “Psycho”   Emma flees the old Troy James house in terror as a hooded figure lurks within. She breathlessly tells Brooke about the collage of her childhood pics on the wall, and they take off in Brooke’s car. Back at the Duval residence, Maggie … Read More

12 Noises Jake Makes While Being Killed! Scream Season 2 Is Here!

First, a word of warning. No part of the following review mentions any sounds Jake makes. Hey, don’t be mad. You clicked on the clickbait.   It’s been 9 months since we last saw the Lakewood crew. Let’s recap. In 1994, a deformed small town teenager named Brandon James fell … Read More

Scream The Series Episode 7 “In The Trenches”

    Let’s take a moment to praise “Scream” for building its own little universe while also referencing the film series. Unlike most slasher movies, in which we await the gruesome demises of shallow morons, the deaths here have more emotional cost and substance. The television series format allows time … Read More

Scream: The Series Episode 5 “Exposed”

    The fifth episode of “Scream” marks a turning point for our heroine Emma Duvall, as she moves away from her popular friends Will and Brooke and grows closer to two outsiders; Kieran and Piper Shaw, whom is the true crime blogger that was drawn to the Lakewood murders. … Read More

Things are heating up in Murderville! Scream: the Series Episode 3 “Wanna Play A Game?”

  We open with a flashback to the violent murders of Brett Keener and Dara Alton, who died after the 1994 Halloween party which began the Brandon James Massacre. Brett did something terrible to Brandon, and Dara is just an innocent caught in the crossfire. Noah, our resident obsessed murder … Read More