Serial Killers Prefer Nonfat Mochas In Scream Episode 2!

  Scream Season 2 Episode 2 “Psycho”   Emma flees the old Troy James house in terror as a hooded figure lurks within. She breathlessly tells Brooke about the collage of her childhood pics on the wall, and they take off in Brooke’s car. Back at the Duval residence, Maggie … Read More

12 Noises Jake Makes While Being Killed! Scream Season 2 Is Here!

First, a word of warning. No part of the following review mentions any sounds Jake makes. Hey, don’t be mad. You clicked on the clickbait.   It’s been 9 months since we last saw the Lakewood crew. Let’s recap. In 1994, a deformed small town teenager named Brandon James fell … Read More

The Identity of the Ghostface Killer in “Scream: The Series” is Revealed!

    Scream’s finale begins exactly as it should in light of the recent tragic death of a legendary master of horror. A photo of a smiling Wes Craven fills the screen with the words “In Memory Of Wes Craven. 1939-2015. Thanks for the screams.” Classy.   Major spoilers below! … Read More

Scream: The Series Episode 9 “The Dance”

  We open on the Lakewood County Municipal Records building after night has fallen, one year before the start of the modern-day murders surrounding Emma Duvall. While a security guard is engrossed in a porno mag, a black clad intruder slips in and swiftly enters the Evidence Room. Inside, they … Read More

Scream The Series Episode 8 “Ghosts”

  We open on Maggie writing the medical examiner’s report on the murder of Will Belmont. As she types, we see a blood splattered Emma in flashback bumping into Will’s shocked mother as she leaves the Barn of Death. Mrs. Belmont has a look for herself as the camera moves … Read More

Scream The Series Episode 7 “In The Trenches”

    Let’s take a moment to praise “Scream” for building its own little universe while also referencing the film series. Unlike most slasher movies, in which we await the gruesome demises of shallow morons, the deaths here have more emotional cost and substance. The television series format allows time … Read More

Scream: The Series Episode 4 “Aftermath”

Tyler O’Neil is about to get some great head. His own. Emma, Audrey and Noah weep and express outrage as Riley’s body is removed from the roof of Lakewood police headquarters and carted out the front door, even though the station has a perfectly fine morgue in the basement… Where … Read More

Things are heating up in Murderville! Scream: the Series Episode 3 “Wanna Play A Game?”

  We open with a flashback to the violent murders of Brett Keener and Dara Alton, who died after the 1994 Halloween party which began the Brandon James Massacre. Brett did something terrible to Brandon, and Dara is just an innocent caught in the crossfire. Noah, our resident obsessed murder … Read More

Scream Episode 2 “Hello, Emma.”

Here there be spoilers. You were warned, folks.   When we last saw our teenage crew in Lakewood, lesbian couple Audrey and Rachel were secretly filmed kissing in a video that went viral due to mega-bitch Nina, who was promptly slaughtered along with Tyler, her boyfriend. Bad girl Brooke was … Read More