It’s that time again, folks. Black cats are practicing yoga to achieve the best arched back as children transform into candy gobbling demons. Killer dolls that we thought long dead rise again under the voodoo moon and otherworldly monsters assault a small town hospital in the dead of night … Read More
Happy Death Day (2017) Directed by Christopher Landon. Starring Jessica Rothe, Israel Broussard and Ruby Modine. A college student who is murdered on her birthday returns to relive the day over and over until she uncovers clues to her killer’s identity. Mild spoilers follow. On the morning of her birthday, … Read More
#Captured (2017) Directed by Joe Homokay. Starring Brittany Curran, Julian Curtis and Kirsten Prout. A group of high school students post their drug and sex-fueled parties to an online pay per view streaming site, which enrages a homicidal maniac on a mission to purge the Internet of all sin. … Read More
IT (2017) Directed by Andy Muschietti. Starring Bill Skarsgård, Jaeden Lieberher and Finn Wolfhard. Seven misfit kids spend a small town summer being stalked by a powerful, child-eating entity in this adaptation of Stephen King’s 1986 classic horror novel. It’s a rainy day in October of 1988 in the small … Read More
Race Day 10 brings us that most cherished and enduring movie genre: the Western! After Slink killed the Heart Enterprises Ogre in “The Gentleman’s Agreement” and took control of the race again, he had Grace and Arthur secretly rerouted to pass through the desert town of Red River. It’s one … Read More
Jackals (2017) Directed by Kevin Greutert. Starring Deborah Kara Unger, Stephen Dorff and Johnathon Schaech. A wealthy family and the cult deprogrammer they hired to help their kidnapped son find themselves under attack by a crazed, animal themed cult intent on getting their acolyte back. We open in 1983. A … Read More
When last we checked in with our heroes, Grace had discovered that her sister Karma is dead. At Heart Enterprises, Julian Slink had been stripped of his position and became a prisoner of Heart. Now the search is on for a new Captain of Chaos! We open with a … Read More
Lake Fear 2 (2016) AKA The Everglades Killings. Directed by Ben Wilder. Starring Linnea Quigley, Kelsi Monroe, Shawn Rees and Ben Wilder. A group of friends celebrating Spring Break in the Florida Everglades must survive redneck serial killers over the course of a terrifying night in the swamp. We open … Read More
Last time, Arthur and Grace barely escaped a nightmarish orgy where lust was fatal. Welcome to Race Day 6, which begins in dear old Meadeville. The racers are stuffing victims into their engines to prepare for the day of a hard road ahead. As Grace dumps a bucket of … Read More
When last we were in the company of Grace and Arthur, they were staring down at a black and white photograph of the staff members of mental asylum Kane Hill in 1957. Among the doctors and nurses was Julian Slink, looking exactly the same as he does in present day. … Read More
