Leatherface (2017) Directed by Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo. Starring Stephen Dorff, Lili Taylor and Sam Strike. Four teenagers escape from a Texas mental institution and go on the run with a nurse hostage, and wind up being pursued through the badlands by a vengeful lawman. It just so happens … Read More
Happy Death Day (2017) Directed by Christopher Landon. Starring Jessica Rothe, Israel Broussard and Ruby Modine. A college student who is murdered on her birthday returns to relive the day over and over until she uncovers clues to her killer’s identity. Mild spoilers follow. On the morning of her birthday, … Read More
All Through The House (2016) Directed by Todd Nunes. Starring Ashley Mary Nunes, Jessica Cameron, and Jennifer Wenger. A surprisingly competent and bloody low-budget slasher film about a killer dressed as Santa Claus who terrorizes a small town. This review contains minor spoilers and, like the film itself, is definitely not family friendly. … Read More
The season of the witch is here again, dear friends and fiends! That means that in addition to bags of candy, ghoulish appetizers and booze, there’s one more very important item you need to stock up on for a wonderful Halloween party: the innocent souls of newborn puppies! What? No. … Read More
The Chanels meet with a party planner with an ambitious model of the Haunted Pumpkin Patch and Maze for the world’s most obscure charity, Black Tongue Disease research. Demonic cherub ice sculptures peeing a combination of Red Bull and vodka, faux jack o’lanterns and a delightfully simplistic maze … Read More
Welcome to Chanel-o-Ween! It’s that special time of the year when tremendously charitable Chanel Oberlin rains cheap horror related gifts down on her frumpy Instagram followers. Or “My precious donkeys,” as she calls them. Severed rubber heads and limbs, boxes filled simply with fake blood are mailed out to … Read More
Ever wonder what the secret is to making an extremely popular horror movie? One that just draws in the crowd like flies on cows in the middle of summer? One that is written and executed so poorly, and yet the money just comes flowing in and you have to … Read More
“Scream Queens” is a new slasher drama TV series on Fox. It’s about a sorority with a sordid past, and a masked killer in a cheesy red devil costume that is picking off the girls one by one. This review covers Scream Queens Episodes 1 and 2. Our … Read More
The Editor (2014). Directed by Adam Brooks and Matthew Kennedy. Zany off-the-cuff Gonzo slasher film that pays homage to Giallo films from the 1970’s and 1980’s. In Astron 6’s masterpiece, we meet the world’s greatest film editor, Rey Ciso. Or at least he WAS the top of … Read More
“Why are you crying?” “What?” “I don’t like to see you sad.” “Are you watching me?” “It’s what you want, right? On Instagram, on Facebook. Big smiles, perfect lives. But I know the truth.” “Who the hell IS this?” “I’m the one who’s gonna lift the mask.” … Read More
