Blood Drive Episode 8 “Fistful Of Blood”

Race Day 10 brings us that most cherished and enduring movie genre: the Western! After Slink killed the Heart Enterprises Ogre in “The Gentleman’s Agreement” and took control of the race again, he had Grace and Arthur secretly rerouted to pass through the desert town of Red River. It’s one … Read More

Blood Drive Episode 4 “In The Crimson Halls Of Kane Hill”

  We open with a warning:   CAUTION: Red Rapture is an addictive substance and might cause permanent physical & psychological damage. Midnight Grindhouse, Universal Cable Productions, and SyFy do not condone its use.   You’ll remember Red Rapture as the drug introduced in the pilot, used by scavengers in … Read More

Scream Queens Episode 7 “Beware Of Young Girls”

  We pick up at the open casket funeral of Sonya aka Chanel #2, whose dying wish was to be cremated and shot into space. Each surviving Chanel and the reverse brilliant Chad Radwell say their goodbyes to their former friend, with varying degrees of warmth. And with Chanel presiding … Read More

Scream Queens Episode 5 Pumpkin Patch

    The Chanels meet with a party planner with an ambitious model of the Haunted Pumpkin Patch and Maze for the world’s most obscure charity, Black Tongue Disease research. Demonic cherub ice sculptures peeing a combination of Red Bull and vodka, faux jack o’lanterns and a delightfully simplistic maze … Read More

Scream Queens Episode 4 “Haunted House”

  Welcome to Chanel-o-Ween! It’s that special time of the year when tremendously charitable Chanel Oberlin rains cheap horror related gifts down on her frumpy Instagram followers. Or “My precious donkeys,” as she calls them. Severed rubber heads and limbs, boxes filled simply with fake blood are mailed out to … Read More

Scream Queens Episode 3 “Chainsaw”

The horror comedy hits all the right notes of both genres in the third episode, as the Red Devil steps up the carnage and students fight back against the crimson maniac. Zayday and Grace hit a grocery store after dark to replenish the dwindling food supply at Kappa House. The … Read More

Will Slasher TV Show Scream Queens Reign Supreme?

  “Scream Queens” is a new slasher drama TV series on Fox. It’s about a sorority with a sordid past, and a masked killer in a cheesy red devil costume that is picking off the girls one by one. This review covers Scream Queens Episodes 1 and 2.   Our … Read More