Scream Queens Episode 6 “Blood Drive” Cathy Munsch discovers that the hospital’s blood supply is running so low that Chanel No. 3 has been mopping up blood from murder victims and bagging it, along with loose change and other flotsam. C.U.R.E. Institute needs the red stuff! Chanel suggests a blood … Read More
Scream Queens Episode 5 “Chanel Pour Homme-icide” We open on Cathy, blue skinned Chanel, Zayday and No. 3 in their Halloween costumes in the aftermath of the hospital party. They step out of an elevator, homing in on the sound of No. 5’s anguished screams through the darkened halls. Munsch … Read More
Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 4 “Halloween Blues” We open on Chanel screaming her heart out as she lays next to the recently deceased Chad Radwell on the slab at a morgue. For some reason, she is dressed like Jackie O. The Chanels, Cathy, Zayday and Dr. Holt enter, sporting … Read More
Scream Queens Episode 3: “Handidates” We open on the still sizzling body of Tyler, the wart covered patient. The Chanels discuss the murder, and Oberlin blames No. 5. Sure, No. 5 was WITH her two friends the entire night, but so what? Chanel No. 3 wants to bring Hester to … Read More
Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 2 “Warts And All” In the bloody aftermath of poor Catherine’s beheading, the police are combing the hydrotherapy room for clues. Libby Putney aka Chanel #5 told the cops that Catherine was murdered by a large plant, and that Libby would’ve died too if not for … Read More
Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 1: “Scream Again” Halloween 1985. Our Lady Of Perpetual Suffering Hospital At the hospital, staff members in costume gyrate to eerie music while the patient alarm at the nurses station goes unheeded. A distraught pregnant wife grabs a nurse dressed like a witch and explains that … Read More
Dressed in white fluffiness, Chanel Oberlin enthuses about her favorite holiday, Black Friday. We see a packed and bustling shopping mall. Since all of Chanel’s haute couture is hand-delivered by the designers themselves, Black Friday is about buying cheap and forgettable gifts for friends. The cheapness of the gift … Read More
We open on Chanel’s insanely huge bedroom, where Chad Radwell is describing his recent stress over the pregnancy of Hester to Chanel #6. She clears things up: 1. Hester was never pregnant 2. Chanel killed her anyway. Chad becomes steadily excited, especially when he learns that Hester’s body is in … Read More
Boone is gulping down an orange slushy while on the phone again on Wallace University campus. His massive unruly wig and fake beard should keep him from being recognized, right? Frat guys approach him and are thrilled to meet the villain of Gladiator, Joaquin Phoenix. Boone tells his devilish partner … Read More
We pick up at the open casket funeral of Sonya aka Chanel #2, whose dying wish was to be cremated and shot into space. Each surviving Chanel and the reverse brilliant Chad Radwell say their goodbyes to their former friend, with varying degrees of warmth. And with Chanel presiding … Read More
