Scream Queens Episode 5 “Chanel Pour Homme-icide” We open on Cathy, blue skinned Chanel, Zayday and No. 3 in their Halloween costumes in the aftermath of the hospital party. They step out of an elevator, homing in on the sound of No. 5’s anguished screams through the darkened halls. Munsch … Read More
Scream Queens Episode 3: “Handidates” We open on the still sizzling body of Tyler, the wart covered patient. The Chanels discuss the murder, and Oberlin blames No. 5. Sure, No. 5 was WITH her two friends the entire night, but so what? Chanel No. 3 wants to bring Hester to … Read More
We pick up in Pete’s dorm room, as he stands before the armoire containing his Red Devil costume and Grace struggles to make sense of his claim that he’s a murderer. Turns out Pete followed Boone home from killing Shondelle, the security guard, outside Kappa Kappa Tau. He caught … Read More
Boone is gulping down an orange slushy while on the phone again on Wallace University campus. His massive unruly wig and fake beard should keep him from being recognized, right? Frat guys approach him and are thrilled to meet the villain of Gladiator, Joaquin Phoenix. Boone tells his devilish partner … Read More
We pick up at the open casket funeral of Sonya aka Chanel #2, whose dying wish was to be cremated and shot into space. Each surviving Chanel and the reverse brilliant Chad Radwell say their goodbyes to their former friend, with varying degrees of warmth. And with Chanel presiding … Read More
When last we saw the sisters of Kappa Kappa Tau, they were voting for sorority president. Would sitting prez Chanel Oberlin be dethroned by upstart Zayday Williams? I’ll spare you the suspense. It’s a tie and the two become co-presidents. At first, Chanel is put off by the outcome … Read More
Welcome to Chanel-o-Ween! It’s that special time of the year when tremendously charitable Chanel Oberlin rains cheap horror related gifts down on her frumpy Instagram followers. Or “My precious donkeys,” as she calls them. Severed rubber heads and limbs, boxes filled simply with fake blood are mailed out to … Read More
“Scream Queens” is a new slasher drama TV series on Fox. It’s about a sorority with a sordid past, and a masked killer in a cheesy red devil costume that is picking off the girls one by one. This review covers Scream Queens Episodes 1 and 2. Our … Read More
