Scream Episode 12 “When A Stranger Calls” After getting arrested at the barn, Emma and Audrey are driven by a Red Shirt deputy to the station. They never make it. Ghostface blocks the road and slaughters the cop, then sets the two girls free with the handcuff keys before racing off … Read More
Scream Episode 11 “Heavenly Creatures” First, a quick recap: Audrey secretly loved Emma, and not in a just friends way. Her broken heart opened the door to anger and brought her to Piper Shaw. Brandon James did not die 20 years ago. Zoe Vaughn, fan of Noah and his Morgue … Read More
Scream Episode 9 “The Orphanage” The morning after Kieran was forced to dress up like Ghostface at the carnival, Emma comes downstairs to find Noah, Kieran and Audrey. They are worried about her and want to have a nice, long talk. She runs from them and they pursue her into the … Read More
Scream Episode 8 “Village Of The Damned” On the Morgue podcast, Noah points out the dangerous delusional thinking between the upcoming Lakewood Days Carnival celebrating the troubled town’s 100th year of burying its dead teenagers. There’s a killer on the loose, and a wily one he or she is! He draws … Read More
Scream Episode 7 “Let The Right One In” Here’s some multiple choice for ya: In Episode 7, which of the following events occur: A) An old woman asks Noah about the size of his wang. B) A Season One character is stabbed in the stomach and set on fire. C) … Read More
Scream Episode 6 “Jeepers Creepers” Noah podcasts about the effects of grief in the wake of Jake’s body being revealed at the school. Brooke stabs her pillows with a pair of scissors and Audrey ferociously works out with a punching bag. Emma gets a call at home from Ghostface, … Read More
Scream Episode 5 “Dawn Of The Dead” Sheriff Acosta and his men lock down Lakewood’s George Washington High after Jake Fitzgerald’s dead body falls onto the stage. Teacher Karen Lang, guides panicked students to the Learning Center and then agrees to help Audrey and Emma find Brooke, whom was covered in … Read More
“Happy Birthday To Me” This week, Ghostface puts down his knife and picks up a far more destructive and devious weapon; tequila, that great shatterer of dreams and ruiner of friendships. It was one thing when he was just bothering people with menacing phone calls and the occasional stabbing. Now … Read More
First, a word of warning. No part of the following review mentions any sounds Jake makes. Hey, don’t be mad. You clicked on the clickbait. It’s been 9 months since we last saw the Lakewood crew. Let’s recap. In 1994, a deformed small town teenager named Brandon James fell … Read More
Scream’s finale begins exactly as it should in light of the recent tragic death of a legendary master of horror. A photo of a smiling Wes Craven fills the screen with the words “In Memory Of Wes Craven. 1939-2015. Thanks for the screams.” Classy. Major spoilers below! … Read More
