Beware The Hair! Scream Episode 12!

Scream Episode 12 “When A Stranger Calls” After getting arrested at the barn, Emma and Audrey are driven by a Red Shirt deputy to the station. They never make it. Ghostface blocks the road and slaughters the cop, then sets the two girls free with the handcuff keys before racing off … Read More

Down On The Farm! Scream Episode 11!

Scream Episode 11 “Heavenly Creatures” First, a quick recap: Audrey secretly loved Emma, and not in a just friends way. Her broken heart opened the door to anger and brought her to Piper Shaw. Brandon James did not die 20 years ago. Zoe Vaughn, fan of Noah and his Morgue … Read More

Sex! Murder! Raves! Scream Episode 9!

 Scream Episode 9 “The Orphanage” The morning after Kieran was forced to dress up like Ghostface at the carnival, Emma comes downstairs to find Noah, Kieran and Audrey. They are  worried about her and want to have a nice, long talk. She runs from them and they pursue her into the … Read More

Brooke Hits Back! Scream Episode 8!

Scream Episode 8 “Village Of The Damned” On the Morgue podcast, Noah points out the dangerous delusional thinking between the upcoming Lakewood Days Carnival celebrating the troubled town’s 100th year of burying its dead teenagers. There’s a killer on the loose, and a wily one he or she is! He draws … Read More

Alibis, Lies And Juicy Secrets! Scream Episode 6!

Scream Episode 6 “Jeepers Creepers” Noah podcasts about the effects of grief in the wake of Jake’s body being revealed at the school. Brooke stabs her pillows with a pair of scissors and Audrey ferociously works out with a punching bag.   Emma gets a call at home from Ghostface, … Read More

Lockdown In Lakewood! Scream Episode 5

  Scream Episode 5 “Dawn Of The Dead” Sheriff Acosta and his men lock down Lakewood’s George Washington High after Jake Fitzgerald’s dead body falls onto the stage. Teacher Karen Lang, guides panicked students to the Learning Center and then agrees to help Audrey and Emma find Brooke, whom was covered in … Read More

This Is Your Ghostface On Drugs. Any Questions? Scream Episode 4!

“Happy Birthday To Me” This week, Ghostface puts down his knife and picks up a far more destructive and devious weapon; tequila, that great shatterer of dreams and ruiner of friendships. It was one thing when he was just bothering people with menacing phone calls and the occasional stabbing. Now … Read More

Serial Killers Prefer Nonfat Mochas In Scream Episode 2!

  Scream Season 2 Episode 2 “Psycho”   Emma flees the old Troy James house in terror as a hooded figure lurks within. She breathlessly tells Brooke about the collage of her childhood pics on the wall, and they take off in Brooke’s car. Back at the Duval residence, Maggie … Read More

12 Noises Jake Makes While Being Killed! Scream Season 2 Is Here!

First, a word of warning. No part of the following review mentions any sounds Jake makes. Hey, don’t be mad. You clicked on the clickbait.   It’s been 9 months since we last saw the Lakewood crew. Let’s recap. In 1994, a deformed small town teenager named Brandon James fell … Read More