Scream The Series Episode 6 “Betrayed”

This installment has the best opening scene since the pilot. We pick up in the afterglow of Emma and Kieran’s woodland lovemaking. Emma asks Kieran to take her to the old Brandon James house at night so she can face her fears. The pair break into the decaying abode and … Read More

The Mutilator Proves That Just By Being Crazy, You Can Become Invincible!

“The Mutilator” (1985).  Directed by Buddy Cooper. Ed Jr. (Matt Mitler) killed his mom in a bizarre gun cleaning accident on his dad’s birthday. Fast forward to present day 1985, where Ed is visiting his dad’s beach house with some friends. While they are working to tidy up the place, his … Read More

Scream: The Series Episode 4 “Aftermath”

Tyler O’Neil is about to get some great head. His own. Emma, Audrey and Noah weep and express outrage as Riley’s body is removed from the roof of Lakewood police headquarters and carted out the front door, even though the station has a perfectly fine morgue in the basement… Where … Read More

Only a Whisper, Not Yet a SCREAM. I review MTV’s latest Horror Series

  “Why are you crying?” “What?” “I don’t like to see you sad.” “Are you watching me?” “It’s what you want, right? On Instagram, on Facebook. Big smiles, perfect lives. But I know the truth.” “Who the hell IS this?” “I’m the one who’s gonna lift the mask.”     … Read More

I’ve Got No Beef With The Zesty Cheese Served Up In Slaughterhouse

Lester Bacon has fallen on hard times, and now his slaughterhouse is about to be bought out by corporate shills. To make things worse, his rotund, mentally challenged son Buddy has taken up the family business, but instead of chopping up animals, he’s moved on to people, the other white … Read More

In the Aussie chiller Next of Kin, Old People Fall Down and They Can’t Get Up

Next Of Kin (1982). Directed by Tony Williams. A daughter inherits an elderly rest home, where things aren’t quite what they seem. After several untimely deaths, Linda comes across her mother’s diary and discovers that the tragic events her mother wrote about are happening again.   When Linda (Jacki Kerin) inherits the … Read More