Wish Upon (2017) Directed by John R. Leonetti. Starring Joey King, Ryan Phillippe and Ki Hong Lee. A teenage girl discovers an antique Chinese music box that grants 7 wishes, each of which comes with a deadly price in this simplistic retelling of W.W. Jacob’s short story “The Monkey’s Paw.” In … Read More
Anyone familiar with The Disney Channel on cable may have noted a show called “Yokai Watch”. It is a series from Japan about a boy named Nate (how Japanese), who gets a watch that allows him to see and befriend Yokai, and call upon them in times of trouble. The … Read More
It’s Day 3 of the race and we find ourselves in Utah, 30 miles from the nightmare of cannibalism and murder at the Pixie Swallow Diner. We open with Cliff and Domi listening to soft rock and speeding towards the next finish line. She complains that he’s driving their … Read More
As my bio at the bottom of the article says, aside from being a fan of horror, I am also a fan of mystery. And what we have here, folks, is a mystery. Here are the questions: Who killed Wally and his family? Who blew up the helicopter, killing Vivian … Read More
Race Day Two-Arizona At the Pixie Swallow Motel & Diner, the blonde waitress is sassy and beautiful, the customers are hungry and the short order cook is chopping up people meat in the kitchen. On the road, Arthur and Grace bicker about the race, his morals and … Read More
In an alternate universe 1999, a police officer stumbles across a subculture of psychopaths involved in an ultraviolent cross country race in cars that run on human blood. Naturally, he joins up. I’m going to break down and discuss this first episode in great detail, so just be warned that … Read More
A look at the past eleven episodes and an attempt to try to figure out where this season is going. It has been a season of twists, turns, deaths and conspiracy theories. This season is like an onion. There are plots, subplots and subplots inside subplots. Sometimes, they are enough … Read More
Characters are like Bullets! Subplots are everywhere! This is the “Jumping Bean” of episodes. There are numerous little bits and pieces of plotlines that are given out through this one. In order to give you a better idea of what’s going on, this review will be done in … Read More
Hot Blood Sundae (2008) Directed by John Darbonne. Starring Bobbi Billard, Gelusa Zaripova and Shastina Eloff. A masked killer with an interest in turning women into new soft serve flavors targets the bikini clad employees of an Adults Only ice cream store. We open with blonde bimbo Girlfriend having a … Read More
Beasterday (2014) Directed by John Bacchus. Starring Jon Arthur, Kristina Beaudouin, Valerie Bittner. A giant carnivorous Easter bunny is chased around by a small town dog catcher and a failed actress as it dines on human prey. “Beasterday” opens with a lazy credits sequence involving Easter eggs, and then we’re off … Read More
