Hot Blood Sundae Ain’t That Sweet

Hot Blood Sundae (2008) Directed by John Darbonne. Starring  Bobbi Billard, Gelusa Zaripova and Shastina Eloff. A masked killer with an interest in turning women into new soft serve flavors targets the bikini clad employees of an Adults Only ice cream store. We open with blonde bimbo Girlfriend having a … Read More

Freaks of Nature: Vampires vs. Zombies vs. Aliens

“Freaks of Nature” (2015) is a comedy horror film that throws everything, including the kitchen sink, into the mix. It’s zombies vs. vampires vs. aliens in a sub-par horror comedy of totally non-epic proportions. Aliens are invading Dillford and it’s up to humans, zombies and vampires to stop them. Directed by … Read More

Cooties: Elijah Wood, Prepubescent Zombies, and Tainted Chicken Nuggets

  “Cooties” (2014). Directed by Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion.  Starring Elijah Wood, Alison Pill and Rainn Wilson. Contaminated chicken nuggets cause a zombie outbreak in an elementary school. It only affects children. I hope your health insurance covers cootie shots!   At a chicken farm, near the town of … Read More

FINAL GIRLS: The End is Killer

    “Final Girls” (2015). Directed by  Todd Strauss-Schulson. Starring  Taissa Farmiga, Adam DeVine and Malin Akerman. Max, daughter of a famous 80’s scream queen, finds herself pulled into one of her mother’s movies. She finds her mother and together they fight off the crazed maniac. Slasher hi-jinx ensue.   … Read More

Top Ten Halloween Party Movies

Halloween is nearly upon us! It’s time to start preparing with our Top 10 List of Spooky Party Movies! Whether you’re looking for outright frightful or totally absurd silliness that lampoons genre conventions, here’s a list of 10 horror films to liven up your Halloween celebration! 10. KILLER WORKOUT aka … Read More

I Found Some Treats and a Couple Razorblades in TALES OF HALLOWEEN

“Tales of Halloween” (2015) A Halloween horror anthology featuring 10 ghoulish tales of mischief and mayhem. Oh yeah, and killer jack o’lanterns.   Here we have a horror anthology from some fantastic directors based around Halloween. The great Adrienne Barbeau plays a disc jockey similar to Stevie Wayne, the character … Read More

Burying the Ex Shows us That the Only Thing Worse Than a Jealous Ex-Girlfriend is An Evil Undead One!

  Burying the Ex (2014) is a zombie horror comedy, or zomedy, directed by Joe Dante and starring Anton Yelchin,  Ashley Greene, Alexandria Daddario and Oliver Cooper. Max is a loser that wants to move forward in life and start his own business, but his shrew of an ex-girlfriend, Evelyn … Read More

Love in the Time of Monsters: A Bigfoot, A Mutant Killer Moose, and A Bitch In Charge?

“Love in the Time of Monsters” is a 2014 horror comedy of Bigfoot proportions. Sisters Marla and Carla visit the cheesiest Americana tourist trap known to man, only to find it overrun by toxic mutant zombies wearing Bigfoot costumes. Faster than you can say “Apple Pie” the mayhem ensues and … Read More