We open with a flashback to the violent murders of Brett Keener and Dara Alton, who died after the 1994 Halloween party which began the Brandon James Massacre. Brett did something terrible to Brandon, and Dara is just an innocent caught in the crossfire. Noah, our resident obsessed murder … Read More
The Gallows (2015). It’s been 20 years since a tragic stage accident cuts a drama student’s life short. Now, students return to the scene of his death to try to honor him, and uncover the disturbing truth about the young man’s death. First time directors Travis Cluff and Chris … Read More
Here there be spoilers. You were warned, folks. When we last saw our teenage crew in Lakewood, lesbian couple Audrey and Rachel were secretly filmed kissing in a video that went viral due to mega-bitch Nina, who was promptly slaughtered along with Tyler, her boyfriend. Bad girl Brooke was … Read More
“Why are you crying?” “What?” “I don’t like to see you sad.” “Are you watching me?” “It’s what you want, right? On Instagram, on Facebook. Big smiles, perfect lives. But I know the truth.” “Who the hell IS this?” “I’m the one who’s gonna lift the mask.” … Read More
Wealthy, blandly attractive teenagers better watch out, because Ghostface is back with a redesigned mask and total mastery of YouTube, Tinder, Twitter and texting on the move. MTV premiered the first 8 minutes last week and as a fan of the film franchise, here are my thoughts: Like the … Read More
Wes Craven, the master of cinematic dread who gave us sassy bedtime boogeyman Freddy Krueger and lethal horror fanatic Ghostface, announced via Twitter yesterday that he would soon be pitting two of his least interesting films against each other….1991’s oddball horror thriller “The People Under The Stairs” and the … Read More
“City of the Living Dead” aka “The Gates of Hell” (1980) one of the quintessential Luci Fulci zombie movies, is about a news reporter and a psychic that race against time to close the Gates of Hell before they are opened for good. As once the Gates open, the dead … Read More
Lester Bacon has fallen on hard times, and now his slaughterhouse is about to be bought out by corporate shills. To make things worse, his rotund, mentally challenged son Buddy has taken up the family business, but instead of chopping up animals, he’s moved on to people, the other white … Read More
This summer is chock-a-block full of new horror movie releases. So, without further ado, here’s Your Guide to Horror Fun Under the Summer Sun! Maggie Release Date: May 8th Directed by Henry Hobson. Starring Arnold “I’ll Be Back” Schwarzenegger and Abigail “Lisa Thompson” Breslin. A teenage girl becomes infected with a … Read More
The Drownsman (2014), directed by Chad Archibald. Bath time has never been so scary… or has it? Madison is suffering from acute hydrophobia after she almost drowned in a lake. Her crippling fear of water is joined by nightmares of a dark figure haunting her. Maddie’s friends decide that they … Read More
