Race Day 10 brings us that most cherished and enduring movie genre: the Western! After Slink killed the Heart Enterprises Ogre in “The Gentleman’s Agreement” and took control of the race again, he had Grace and Arthur secretly rerouted to pass through the desert town of Red River. It’s one … Read More
Last time, Arthur and Grace barely escaped a nightmarish orgy where lust was fatal. Welcome to Race Day 6, which begins in dear old Meadeville. The racers are stuffing victims into their engines to prepare for the day of a hard road ahead. As Grace dumps a bucket of … Read More
When last we were in the company of Grace and Arthur, they were staring down at a black and white photograph of the staff members of mental asylum Kane Hill in 1957. Among the doctors and nurses was Julian Slink, looking exactly the same as he does in present day. … Read More
We open with a warning: CAUTION: Red Rapture is an addictive substance and might cause permanent physical & psychological damage. Midnight Grindhouse, Universal Cable Productions, and SyFy do not condone its use. You’ll remember Red Rapture as the drug introduced in the pilot, used by scavengers in … Read More
It’s Day 3 of the race and we find ourselves in Utah, 30 miles from the nightmare of cannibalism and murder at the Pixie Swallow Diner. We open with Cliff and Domi listening to soft rock and speeding towards the next finish line. She complains that he’s driving their … Read More
We pick up at the open casket funeral of Sonya aka Chanel #2, whose dying wish was to be cremated and shot into space. Each surviving Chanel and the reverse brilliant Chad Radwell say their goodbyes to their former friend, with varying degrees of warmth. And with Chanel presiding … Read More
The Chanels meet with a party planner with an ambitious model of the Haunted Pumpkin Patch and Maze for the world’s most obscure charity, Black Tongue Disease research. Demonic cherub ice sculptures peeing a combination of Red Bull and vodka, faux jack o’lanterns and a delightfully simplistic maze … Read More
Welcome to Chanel-o-Ween! It’s that special time of the year when tremendously charitable Chanel Oberlin rains cheap horror related gifts down on her frumpy Instagram followers. Or “My precious donkeys,” as she calls them. Severed rubber heads and limbs, boxes filled simply with fake blood are mailed out to … Read More
The horror comedy hits all the right notes of both genres in the third episode, as the Red Devil steps up the carnage and students fight back against the crimson maniac. Zayday and Grace hit a grocery store after dark to replenish the dwindling food supply at Kappa House. The … Read More
“Scream Queens” is a new slasher drama TV series on Fox. It’s about a sorority with a sordid past, and a masked killer in a cheesy red devil costume that is picking off the girls one by one. This review covers Scream Queens Episodes 1 and 2. Our … Read More
