Somebody Throw a Pie or Something — Peter Griffin (at a performance of “Uncle Vanya”) Didja ever have one of those moments when the “new car smell” wore off and you started to notice the imperfection on the dashboard and the CD player skipped every time you hit … Read More
10. Best Worst Movie They’re eating her. And then they’re going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOD! Nilbog is backwards for goblin! “Best Worst Movie” (2009) is probably one of the most entertaining documentaries about a horrible cult classic B-movie ever made, “Troll 2” which neither has trolls, … Read More
The Drownsman (2014), directed by Chad Archibald. Bath time has never been so scary… or has it? Madison is suffering from acute hydrophobia after she almost drowned in a lake. Her crippling fear of water is joined by nightmares of a dark figure haunting her. Maddie’s friends decide that they … Read More
“The Boogens” is a 1981 monster movie directed by James Conway, featuring fanged turtles with tentacles that are viciously guarding an abandoned silver mine. When the mine is bought and reopened, the Boogens go on a killing spree in an attempt to keep people out of the mine. … Read More
Here is a recap of the main plot twists so far: Liv (good, helpful zombie) has found out that Blaine (evil, murdering, brain-pushing zombie) is killing people for their brains. Dr. Ravi (zombie-curious medical examiner) also knows this. But Clive (non-zombie police detective), Major (beaten-up ex-fiancé) and Lowell (handsome … Read More
Directed and written by David S. Goyer, “The Unborn” (2009) is about a young woman who is fighting an evil spirit that is trying to possess her. Starring Odette Annabelle, Gary Oldman, Idris Elba and Atticus Shaffer (that weird kid from “Malcolm in the Middle”). Not to be confused … Read More
Next Of Kin (1982). Directed by Tony Williams. A daughter inherits an elderly rest home, where things aren’t quite what they seem. After several untimely deaths, Linda comes across her mother’s diary and discovers that the tragic events her mother wrote about are happening again. When Linda (Jacki Kerin) inherits the … Read More
Warning: This article is being written while I am consuming Herr’s Red Hot Potato Chips. It should not be assumed that I have been scratched or bitten by a zombie. I also do not imbibe in any form of energy drink, least of all Max Rager. I’m a Craft … Read More
In 1958, a small town in Pennsylvania was host to a terror of epic proportions. Brought to Earth by a meteor, a Blob emerged. It moved through the town, ingesting many of its inhabitants and growing large enough to cover an entire diner. This is big! Fortunately, a plucky teenager, … Read More
“Everything has changed.” “WE are humanity’s last hope.” Me: “Bwaaaaah?” I don’t know about you guys, but I’m a huge Terminator fan. (Well, of the first two movies. The third and fourth one and the half assed TV series just didn’t do it for me. ) I was … Read More
