Channel Zero: Candle Cove is Scary Good!

Now, for those of you that don’t know, I don’t have very high opinions of original SYFY channel shows. Hence, when I sat down to watch “Channel Zero Candle Cove” I had zero expectations. Like, none. And boy, was I pleasantly surprised. They’ve managed to tap into the creepypasta aesthetic … Read More

Idiot Hookers, Rejoice! Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 1!

Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 1: “Scream Again” Halloween 1985.  Our Lady Of Perpetual Suffering Hospital At the hospital, staff members in costume gyrate to eerie music while the patient alarm at the nurses station goes unheeded. A distraught pregnant wife grabs a nurse dressed like a witch and explains that … Read More

Retro Game Reviews: Clock Tower. The Scissorman Cometh

“Clock Tower: First Fear” is a survival horror point-and-click adventures game developed and published by Human Entertainment for the Super Famicon in 1995. It is the first installment in the Clock Tower series. The game utilizes a point and click interface with the player controlling a cursor to direct Jennifer’s … Read More

Where’d the P go? Down my leg! – A to Z Short Horror Film Review Series

Yes, I know. It’s an old joke, and it fits the letter of the article! I have always gone to the movies for two reasons. Either I wanted a good laugh or a good scare. Both, if done well, can make you pee yourself. My Good Lady Wife says I … Read More

Blair Witch is Wonderfully Scary!

“Blair Witch”  (2016). Directed by Adam Wingard. Starring  James Allan McCune, Callie Hernandez, Corbin Reid, Brandon Scott, Wes Robinson, and Valorie Curry. James Donahue drags his friends back to the Black Hills Forest in Maryland to see if he can find his long-lost sister, Heather. They document their progress for … Read More

Morgan Brings Us Cyborg Karate And Stupidity!

  “Morgan” (2016) Directed by Jake Scott. Starring Anya-Taylor Joy, Kate Mara and Paul Giamatti. After attacking a scientist at an isolated woodland laboratory, a synthetic being named Morgan is analyzed by an arrogant psychiatrist and an icy risk management consultant. Will the robotics corporation that funds the operation nix Morgan or … Read More

Heads Fly! Blood Sprays Everywhere! Ash vs. Evil Dead Ep 1: El Hefe

“Ash vs. Evil Dead” Episode 1 El Hefe 30 years after Army of Darkness, we catch up with Ashley “Ash” J. Williams (Bruce Campbell). He’s older, but he has lost NONE of his boyish erm…charms? His chainsaw hand has been replaced with a carved wooden rosewood one that screws on. … Read More

Oh, Oh, Oh, It’s Horror, You Know! — A to Z Short Horror Film Review Series

  Today’s title is actually stolen from a song called “It’s Magic.” The name of the band was Jigsaw. Of course, this was long before anyone thought of “Saw.” Our current installment will have us visiting a classic from the 1960’s, a very short scare, our old friend, Drew Daywalt … Read More

Don’t Breathe During 90 Minutes Of Blind Terror

“Don’t Breathe” (2016) Directed by Fede Alvarez. Starring Jane Levy and Stephen Lang. In this suspenseful horror flick, three young thieves seek out a rumored fortune locked away in the old house of a blind Iraq war veteran. What they believe will be an easy and fat payday becomes a violent nightmare as … Read More

Beware The Hair! Scream Episode 12!

Scream Episode 12 “When A Stranger Calls” After getting arrested at the barn, Emma and Audrey are driven by a Red Shirt deputy to the station. They never make it. Ghostface blocks the road and slaughters the cop, then sets the two girls free with the handcuff keys before racing off … Read More