Scream Queens Episode 6 “Blood Drive” Cathy Munsch discovers that the hospital’s blood supply is running so low that Chanel No. 3 has been mopping up blood from murder victims and bagging it, along with loose change and other flotsam. C.U.R.E. Institute needs the red stuff! Chanel suggests a blood … Read More
Scream Queens Episode 5 “Chanel Pour Homme-icide” We open on Cathy, blue skinned Chanel, Zayday and No. 3 in their Halloween costumes in the aftermath of the hospital party. They step out of an elevator, homing in on the sound of No. 5’s anguished screams through the darkened halls. Munsch … Read More
Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 4 “Halloween Blues” We open on Chanel screaming her heart out as she lays next to the recently deceased Chad Radwell on the slab at a morgue. For some reason, she is dressed like Jackie O. The Chanels, Cathy, Zayday and Dr. Holt enter, sporting … Read More
“Sorority Slaughterhouse” (2016) Directed by David DeCoteau. Starring Eric Roberts, Jessica Morris and Jean Louise O’Sullivan. Bad girl sorority sisters are locked in a house with a deranged killer doll. After a sorority sister ends her affair with a college Dean, he transfers his soul into a talking clown doll and … Read More
Scream Queens Episode 3: “Handidates” We open on the still sizzling body of Tyler, the wart covered patient. The Chanels discuss the murder, and Oberlin blames No. 5. Sure, No. 5 was WITH her two friends the entire night, but so what? Chanel No. 3 wants to bring Hester to … Read More
All Through The House (2016) Directed by Todd Nunes. Starring Ashley Mary Nunes, Jessica Cameron, and Jennifer Wenger. A surprisingly competent and bloody low-budget slasher film about a killer dressed as Santa Claus who terrorizes a small town. This review contains minor spoilers and, like the film itself, is definitely not family friendly. … Read More
The season of the witch is here again, dear friends and fiends! That means that in addition to bags of candy, ghoulish appetizers and booze, there’s one more very important item you need to stock up on for a wonderful Halloween party: the innocent souls of newborn puppies! What? No. … Read More
Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 2 “Warts And All” In the bloody aftermath of poor Catherine’s beheading, the police are combing the hydrotherapy room for clues. Libby Putney aka Chanel #5 told the cops that Catherine was murdered by a large plant, and that Libby would’ve died too if not for … Read More
Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 1: “Scream Again” Halloween 1985. Our Lady Of Perpetual Suffering Hospital At the hospital, staff members in costume gyrate to eerie music while the patient alarm at the nurses station goes unheeded. A distraught pregnant wife grabs a nurse dressed like a witch and explains that … Read More
“Morgan” (2016) Directed by Jake Scott. Starring Anya-Taylor Joy, Kate Mara and Paul Giamatti. After attacking a scientist at an isolated woodland laboratory, a synthetic being named Morgan is analyzed by an arrogant psychiatrist and an icy risk management consultant. Will the robotics corporation that funds the operation nix Morgan or … Read More
