“Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story” is a tightly woven found footage film that builds on the Slenderman mythos created by the guys behind the “Marble Hornets” youtube horror series. It’s a really good movie. You can read my review of it here. Anyhoo, “Always Watching” was so successful … Read More
The Gallows (2015). It’s been 20 years since a tragic stage accident cuts a drama student’s life short. Now, students return to the scene of his death to try to honor him, and uncover the disturbing truth about the young man’s death. First time directors Travis Cluff and Chris … Read More
Fans of the “Evil Dead” series rejoice! Ash Williams (Bruce Campbell) is back, and grooming a new generation to fight the evil deadites in the Starz original series, “Ash vs. Evil Dead.” It preserves all of the splatterpunk goodness of “The Evil Dead” and “The Evil Dead II,” while … Read More
There is no film more controversial, more polarizing in horror history than Cannibal holocaust. When it came out, it was protested by Women’s Rights groups and subsequently banned from theaters that caved to the rabid femi-Nazi’s demands. They claimed that the film showed real rape, violence against women and … Read More
Here there be spoilers. You were warned, folks. When we last saw our teenage crew in Lakewood, lesbian couple Audrey and Rachel were secretly filmed kissing in a video that went viral due to mega-bitch Nina, who was promptly slaughtered along with Tyler, her boyfriend. Bad girl Brooke was … Read More
I’m back with my thoughts on yet another disturbingly delicious episode in the horror brilliance known as NBC’s “Hannibal.” This fifth episode, “Contorno,” is not only the best entry of the third season thus far, but I’d argue that it’s one of the best episodes of the whole damn … Read More
“Why are you crying?” “What?” “I don’t like to see you sad.” “Are you watching me?” “It’s what you want, right? On Instagram, on Facebook. Big smiles, perfect lives. But I know the truth.” “Who the hell IS this?” “I’m the one who’s gonna lift the mask.” … Read More
First things first, I must apologize for the delay in this second installment of Bite-Size “Hannibal” (covering episodes 3 and 4 of the third season). Ironically enough I was on vacation at the happiest place on Earth (Disneyland), yet I had this insatiable craving to watch my favorite cannibal … Read More
So, you’ve reached that point in your life when the apartment is just not cutting it and you think you want a house. But, what do you buy? What are the things you should look out for when you consider a house? Are there potential problems with the … Read More
Wealthy, blandly attractive teenagers better watch out, because Ghostface is back with a redesigned mask and total mastery of YouTube, Tinder, Twitter and texting on the move. MTV premiered the first 8 minutes last week and as a fan of the film franchise, here are my thoughts: Like the … Read More
