When last we checked in with our heroes, Grace had discovered that her sister Karma is dead. At Heart Enterprises, Julian Slink had been stripped of his position and became a prisoner of Heart. Now the search is on for a new Captain of Chaos! We open with a … Read More
In an alternate universe 1999, a police officer stumbles across a subculture of psychopaths involved in an ultraviolent cross country race in cars that run on human blood. Naturally, he joins up. I’m going to break down and discuss this first episode in great detail, so just be warned that … Read More
All Through The House (2016) Directed by Todd Nunes. Starring Ashley Mary Nunes, Jessica Cameron, and Jennifer Wenger. A surprisingly competent and bloody low-budget slasher film about a killer dressed as Santa Claus who terrorizes a small town. This review contains minor spoilers and, like the film itself, is definitely not family friendly. … Read More
By brutal horror anime we mean gore, violence, and a total emotional gut-punch in the feels. Brace yourselves, the anime list is coming! 10. Ga-rei: Zero The Prelude to the manga series Ga-rei, it sets in motion the antagonistic relationship between two swordswomen. Much pocky and bloodshed is shared. … Read More
“Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse” (2015). Directed by Christopher Landon. Starring Tye Sheridan, Logan Miller and Joey Morgan. Boy Scouts find themselves in the middle of a zombie outbreak. Bad jokes ensue. Also, zombie boobs. A janitor is working in the Biotine research facility lab, singing and … Read More
“Cold Prey 2: Resurrection” (2008) Directed by Mats Stenberg. Starring Ingrid Bolso Berdal, Marthe Snorresdotter Rovik, Kim Arne Hagen. Jannicke survived the last movie, only to find herself stuck in a hospital, with the crazy killer that she thought she killed coming back to finish her off. Gotta respect dedication like … Read More
Remember when film makers weren’t just sitting around masturbating and they were actually trying to entertain us and let the audience have some fun? Oh, you were born in the late 1990s? I’m sorry. But at least you can enjoy “Ash vs. Evil Dead!” With stars like Bruce Campbell … Read More
“Deathgasm” 2015. Directed by Jason Lei Howden. Starring Milo Cawthorne, Kimberely Crossman and James Blake. Death metal loving teens seek to escape their mundane suburban hell by summoning the demon known as The Blind One. All hell breaks loose, (ha) as their neighbors and family members are possessed by demons and … Read More
Ever wonder what the secret is to making an extremely popular horror movie? One that just draws in the crowd like flies on cows in the middle of summer? One that is written and executed so poorly, and yet the money just comes flowing in and you have to … Read More
The Editor (2014). Directed by Adam Brooks and Matthew Kennedy. Zany off-the-cuff Gonzo slasher film that pays homage to Giallo films from the 1970’s and 1980’s. In Astron 6’s masterpiece, we meet the world’s greatest film editor, Rey Ciso. Or at least he WAS the top of … Read More
