Tonight’s episode deals with misery. Believe me, there is lots to go around. Let’s begin at breakfast, the most important meal of the day. And, look, there’s Major with his bowl of non-descript cereal, watching the two kids of the man/father/zombie he killed in the last episode. They are on … Read More
“Final Girl” (2015) Directed by Tyler Shields. Starring Abigail Breslin, Wes Bentley, Logan Huffman. It’s the 1950’s. Veronica (Abigail Breslin) is trained to be a living weapon. When a group of douche bags that hunt down blondes decide to make her their next target, the hunters become the hunted. Music by … Read More
Welcome to Chanel-o-Ween! It’s that special time of the year when tremendously charitable Chanel Oberlin rains cheap horror related gifts down on her frumpy Instagram followers. Or “My precious donkeys,” as she calls them. Severed rubber heads and limbs, boxes filled simply with fake blood are mailed out to … Read More
Monkey Knuckle Films is going to make a full length feature film of the novel, “Milk-Blood” by Mark Matthews. “MILK-BLOOD is true reality horror, with supernatural elements that only serve to make it more believable,” explains executive producer Michael Bradford. “The story will certainly hold an audience.” “Milk-Blood” is … Read More
Ever wonder what the secret is to making an extremely popular horror movie? One that just draws in the crowd like flies on cows in the middle of summer? One that is written and executed so poorly, and yet the money just comes flowing in and you have to … Read More
Time heals all wounds…… That seems to be Liv Moore’s mantra. Three months have passed. Evan, her brother, is still in the hospital. He is having his third operation in those three months. Liv has texted him, called him and e-mailed him. No answer. She finally goes in to … Read More
“Repo! The Genetic Opera” (2008). Catastrophic pandemic causes people’s organs to shut down. GeneCo comes up with a solution — give people replacement organs. There’s only one catch: if you can’t make your loan payments, they get repossessed. The world is stricken with millions of deaths due to multiple … Read More
“White God” (2014). Directed by Kornél Mundruczó. Starring Zsófia Psotta. Lili is a 13-year-old girl whose dog, Hagen, is tossed aside by a callous father. She fights to protect Hagen, and strives to get the abusive adults in her town to stop, as it is their actions that drive the dogs to … Read More
The horror comedy hits all the right notes of both genres in the third episode, as the Red Devil steps up the carnage and students fight back against the crimson maniac. Zayday and Grace hit a grocery store after dark to replenish the dwindling food supply at Kappa House. The … Read More
Ms. 45 (1980). Directed by Abel Ferrara. Starring Zoe Lund. This sexplotation revenge porn flick is about a mute seamstress that is raped twice in one day, has a psychotic break, and then goes on a killing spree. The Revenge Film. The formula is simple. Something happens to a person … Read More
